Bradley: Time for a run. Last weekend’s 7:09/mi 5K was pretty cool. I’d really like to hit that 21:00 mark; that would be 6:45/mi. Let’s see… four miles in 30:00 is doable. That’s 7:30/mi.
Body: It’s 90° and humid, you moron. You haven’t lived in Florida for five years, man.
Bradley: Don’t be a wimp.
Body: This is gonna suck.
3.5 miles and 27:40 later…
Bradley: Ow! Cramps! Ow! Ow!
Body: Told ya. Now take me home and get me some ^#!$@ water.